Step up to the counter: take our ‘Clerks’ quiz - MOVIE QUIZZES - MSNBC.com

If that link above still works, you'll see I got a 96%! Like I was supposed to know what the cat's name was!

Anyways, the movie was f'n awesome. Kevin Smith scores again. Dick and fart jokes, topped off with "interspecies erotica". Plenty of heart and a great love story, too.

I have a whole new appreciation for "ABC" by the Jackson Five!

P.S. I never knew my cousin-in-law could whistle! You rock, Bruce!